Quote Originally Posted by Martyr View Post
I have beautiful, flowing brown hair.
I have a button nose, slightly long, but not pointed like a hag, and absolutely coveted by every other Jew around (since some stereotypes are usually true)
My eyes are a deep, tantalizing shade of brown and green, like an infinite ocean of mud mixed with antifreeze.

Apparently, I also have a wonderful tummy, but I think she was stretching the truth a bit there.
I like my Jewish nose though.

I have a good brain, as well as nice eyes (gray) and I get quite a few compliments on my legs.