You could one up everyone by surfing on water which is on top of fire. get some zero G going and you're all set.
Two big issues spring to mind:
Firstly, the water will quickly get contaminated with filthy residue of burnt oil.
Secondly, swimming under the fire wouldn't be too bad, but then you'd have to surface for air. You'd get burning oil stuck to your face, hair, etc. Not pleasant, with potential for permanent disfigurement.
If you try to get around this by using a snorkel, then there're further complications: a plastic snorkel could melt or burn, while a metal one would absorb heat. Your lungs wouldn't appreciate either option. If the snorkel's too short, then its opening might be in a layer of oil smoke, so you'd be in the unique but unenviable position of suffocating while underwater.
Only if you try to extinguish an oil fire by pouring water on it. And it has to be a hot volume of oil, too, - like a pan of cooking oil. A thin layer of oil on a large body of water probably wouldn't be as bad, though it could still be hard to put the fire out with water alone. If you splash water onto one area, the oil'll just float back up and get re-ignited by the flames around it.Originally Posted by Shlup
Overall, I'd just say that dicking around with fire really isn't a good idea.
What could possibly go wrong?
Not as bad, but still stupid
You guys advice sucks. Except whoever said to use gasoline. To be safe, you should probably use both.
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This reminds me of the time my chemistry teacher told us the story of another teacher who thought it would be fun to drop pure sodium in the school's swimming pool while his class watched...and then the walls blew up and so did the children. Needless to say he never taught another more day.
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Justy, I hope you've learned a lot from those YouTube links.
If you're going to smurf around with fire, have a friend around who knows how to put the fire out.
And please. For your sake. For our sake. For everyone's sake. Record the experience.
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Maybe it wasn't sodium but he dropped a pure reactive substance into a pool and BAM.
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