I don't know Spanish and, after years of classes and study, I think I never shall.

However, I need to be able to communicate in some form of Spanish a few times a day, at least. So I piece what crappy anti-skills that I have together and try to make it happen.

Also, if you aren't a closed minded moron with a broken brain (like mine), then come down here, and you'll practically learn Spanish b default. A filthy mind doesn't hurt either.