So I'm skyping Shiny talking about a titty date I had this summer. Too long for me to type here, but the abridged version is that he wanted to take me to a buffet for dinner, then proceded to check out other guys all night and flirted with one of the waiters working there that he stood up on a date one night.

Basically it was all a horrible mess. Anyway, tell me some funny lousy date stories.