The worse was when I some how managed to be on a date with four guys at once. I'm going to leave names out since these people are all on my FB. This is what happened: I intended it to be just me and this one guy (the guy I'm dating now) but then some how a guy I went to classes with had a crush on me which was unbeknownst to me at the time.

Turns out he set it all up so that he could be with me alone in the jacuzzi, but then when I showed up I had another dude on my arm. So he proceeded to get very wasted. He couldn't even speak English. It was just "fgasgf" but he managed muster up some decency to ask me if he could tag along with us to the cuzzi, so I was like "Um it's your apartment I can't tell you no." He brought his drunk ass with us and threw up in the pool so no one could use it. He eventually took his drunk ass upstairs to his apartment and passed out.

But THEN his two friends he invited to the party decided to come with. One of them set off the alarm and the Russian mob (don't ask...they own the building) was like "You're not allowed to be in here!" So we African sprinted out and went back to the apartment. After a few hours (it was like 4am) we decided to try to go back to the pool. Well I did because I don't give a smurf. The rest of them followed.

I was thinking it was just going to me and prospective date in the jacuzzi for it to be a ROMANTIC time, but no. Two other random drunk dudes jumped in the jacuzzi and proceeded to tell ghost stories of all things and for some reason had to be really close to my face to do it. And one of them was like, "UM WHY R U TOUCHING ME WHO IS TOUCHING ME?!" I was like "That's my leg, and you're like two inches away from me right now what do you expect?" The ghost stories all ended the same exact way anyway, with him laughing and saying I looked like the little girl from The Ring. -_-

Every story he told he got closer and closer and I began to feel uncomfortable so we eventually got out and two more random people showed up. We got in again cuz we were cold. The lights were all turned off at this point to avoid being caught by the "Russian Mob" again. I could swear that girl was giving the dude head as we were in the jacuzzi, so I got paranoid and left the spa area entirely. We only really got a few minutes of hot body water time and even less of swim pool time. So yeah. :/

Oh I forgot the most awkward part is when I had my first kiss with said date, the guy who got drunk was there staring the entire time I was just like um. Yeah...that's all I can remember at the moment.

Btw, wtf is this ---> ?!