Originally Posted by Pike
That happened to me once, but with an ice cube.
(SPOILER)the guy thought it was cute
When the guy likes you, anything you do is cute and awesome. Even if you fart, it will be fragrance to his nose!
And when he no longer likes you, your every existence before him is a sore to his eyes!
I remember I went on a date with this guy who took me to a rather posh restaurant for a meal. In the middle of the meal, he started telling me his "expectations" of me. lol.
1) I look too young for my age, when we go out together, it will look like taking an underage girl out. He wants me to tie my hair into a bun and wear some clothings that make me look more "elderly". Except on occasions when he needs me to look gorgerous and pretty. Like attending functions and other craps with him. LOL.
2) He dun like me alway smiling and being friendly to everyone especially guys. He wants me to stop doing that as it make look like an idiot and silly. (I LIKE BEING AN IDIOT! LOL!!)
3) He wants me to be able to cook dinner for him and expect the dinner to be put in front of him when he reaches home after we are married. (Married? WTF? lol)
4) He will alway be my priority and no matter what happens, I should alway be there for him when he needs me. As such, a call for him and I am suppose to appear infront of him.
5) I must alway listen to him because his words and whatever he do, they are for my own good. I should not question nor doubt him.
I stared at him and there was a moment of awkward silence. I took the glass of wine, drank everything in one gulp and replied
"Cool! Why not we go to the law firm, get the lawyer dude to make a contract for us and sign it infront of him~~~?"
He actually take that into serious consideration!
Well, as for the rest of the date, I am too lazy to post it. I dun think people will be interested.
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