Naaaawwww, like any of you nobodies could beat a World Class mafia genius like me to the punch. I knew Dan was mafia on day 1 when I saw Laddy had died and Dan made his first post of the day. Seriously, have a look at those two events, there are huge smurf off clues right there. He can back me up on me noticing it immediately if needs be 'cause I decided to rehash Mafia II and be like "Yo dude you are mafia this is smurfing obvious" on MSN. If it had been anyone but him I would've instead gone into full on Psychotic berserk mode and had him lynched then and there. But 'cause he's a pretty chill fellow I decided I was going to try to help him win, but then he got bored of the game so I just dicked about for a bit.

Feel free to disqualify me for talking about the game outside of the thread and make me a loser I still figured him out legitimately, and first! As such my penis is bigger than anyone's in existence and LET'S JUST TALK ABOUT HOW smurfING GREAT I AM AT BEING A HUMAN BEING MMMMM I AM LITERALLY FARTING ON MY HAND SO I CAN SMELL IT OH IT'S SO GOOD

please take every single word in this post 100% seriously...!