The mini mafia extravaganza special: actually you know what, Psychotic is a blowhard

[Agent Proto]

So let's get this started, shall we? There's 9 players, and everyone has some sort of special role. No need to reveal them right now because it's Day 0. However, we still need to vote somebody, right? Today is that day. You all have 24 hours for voting, and something good or bad may happen. It's up to the players to decide who'll get the surprise.

Anyway, there are 9 of you. BAM! Here's the list of players in no specific order.

1. qwertysaur
2. Jentleness
3. leader of mortals
4. demondude
5. Psychotic
6. DK
7. f f freak
8. Laddy (Whacked upside the head, Night 0) Insane Naughty Cop
9. Remon

Remember that this is just a game, so go out and enjoy yourselves! Day 0 officially starts. 5 votes for a majority.

[Laddy]

Hi guys. I'm Laddy, and I must say you specimens look extra fine today!

[leader of mortals]

I am Quina. This makes me better and sexier than all of you.

[Jentleness]

Ah, the game is afoot! Good evening, gentlemen. :hello:

[qwertysaur]

Ninja more powers activate!

[Remon]

Oh we're playing with our real acconts? Sweet

[Remon]

accounts* sucks when you can't edit posts huh

[Agent Proto]

Yep. No second accounts needed for a mini mafia!

[Psychotic]

Hello frogs and frogettes. We have to lynch the mafia! I, for one, have a fantastic theory I would like to share with you all.

1. qwertysaur, American
2. Jentleness, American
3. leader of mortals, American
4. demondude, European
5. Psychotic, European
6. DK, European
7. f f freak, European
8. Laddy, American
9. Remon, European

As you can see, Europeans outnumber Americans. This is the same way in which town outnumbers the mafia. This is not to state that all Americans are mafia! No no! Just that there is a likelihood, given their minority status.

I am not finished yet, oh no.


1. qwertysaur, male
2. Jentleness, female
3. leader of mortals, male
4. demondude, male
5. Psychotic, male
6. DK, male
7. f f freak, female
8. Laddy, male
9. Remon, male

We can also see that males outnumber females in a similar way. As Americans, females, and the mafia are all minorities, we must logically conclude that the mafia = AMERICAN FEMALE!

##vote: Jentleness

GO AND DIE MAFIA LADY! I HAVE REVEALED YOUR SECRETS TO THE WORLD!

Also, you may notice she shot poor innocent Jiro with a Bazooka in the discussion thread. Access to some serious hardware and a willingness to kill? The evidence just keeps racking up I'm afraid.

[Remon]

I believe in Jiro :magus:

[jiro]And Jiro believes in you[/jiro]

[demondude]

My suspicions have been confirmed, Psy hates minorities and votes BNP.

I wouldn't be surprised if, like most Mafias nowadays, the roles and accounts have been engineered instead of randomised. So really Psy's post might be quite accurate.

[Jentleness]

Good morning gentlemen, Ms. Ff. I see that Psy is already up to some nonsense before I've even had a chance to have a cup of coffee. :kaoindif:

[Psychotic]

Some Italians like coffee. Italians can often be mafia.

This is not looking good Jen, this is not looking good at all.

[Jentleness]

I didn't realize you were still bitter over the whole tea party incident and the subsequent switch to coffee by Americans, you really need to move on.

[Psychotic]

Aha! So you do not deny my well-researched investigation into your mafia status and instead try to distract us all from the issue at hand with your poorly conceived attempts at jingoism! That only proves my point.

ps: typing in a pink font, are we? could it be you want your posts to be hard to read so as to hide their mafia-filled content? Or is it because pink is a colour that is similar to red?? Or maybe both?! Because you are..... MAFIA?! Aha! Caught you out again!