Cats

[Yar]

So I have adopted two cats. Their names are Casey and Nathan.

They're actually cats for the neighborhood that I have stolen. But they come to my house everyday and I give then cat food and catnip and stuff. Casey is a little white kitty that I suspect is a stray. She's always like FEED ME and LOVE ME so I do. Nathan is actually probably someone else's cat that gets let outside. She is so lovey and soft ya. I wanna buy her a collar and a name tag so when she goes home her owners are like wtf.

I'm sure that on a daily basis, Casey is picked up by about 30 different people. All of them part owners. She's such a trooper.

Community kitties! They're like timeshares.

Except they are mine goddammit.

CATS

[crashNUMBERS]

I actually hate cats. I mean, theyre sorta cute, and yea soft. but theyre so boring in comparison to dogs. dogs always look like theyre smiling. cats look depressed

[qwertysaur]

KITTIES ARE LOVE!!!

Pictures please

[TheGlassesGirl]

We always feed the strays around our house. One Halloween, one stray simply WALKED into our house. Four years later, her name is Toffee and weighs a hefty 20 lbs.

[Jiro]

They are just using you for your food and attention Justy, they do not truly love you.

[qwertysaur]

They are just using you for your food and attention Justy, they do not truly love you.

No, that's how Cats show their love.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Cats think of you as pets.

[Madame Adequate]

Dogs think "Hmmm, these bipeds feed me, house me, care for me, and give me attention. They must be GODS!"
Cats think "Hmmm, these bipeds feed me, house me, care for me, and give me attention. I must be a GOD!"

[NorthernChaosGod]

Conclusion: cats are dicks.

[Pike]

Dogs think "Hmmm, these bipeds feed me, house me, care for me, and give me attention. They must be GODS!"
Cats think "Hmmm, these bipeds feed me, house me, care for me, and give me attention. I must be a GOD!"

Possibly the most accurate assessment of this that I've ever seen

[qwertysaur]

Cats think of you as pets.

more like servants.

[Freya]

I love cats! I currently only have 4. All my cats have last names. About a little over 2 year ago I had 8 but due to unfortunate events we lost a lot of them (Stray doggies amongst various other things).

I'm kinda a crazy cat lady.

I have:
Luna Lovegood
Alexis Marie Twofer or Lexie for short (she was named after bunny )
Benjamin Widetracks
Neo Lee Tomcat (nearly tomcat get it)

Yeah. I know. I'm strange. CATS!

[NorthernChaosGod]

Awww, you're a crazy cat lady.

[Jiro]

Benjamin Widetracks

:freak:

[Faris]

My cat is 19, outlived two dogs, and starts howling for treats at 4am.



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