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    Boco Yes Homo

    There is a fraternity on campus that seems to love dry humping each other at any opportunity they get. To be honest, it really creeps me out. :freak:

    EoFF, I ask you: How gay can straight guys act before it counts as homo?

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    I think that already does count as homo...
    But brohugs and crying on each other's shoulders is fine imo xD
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    It's not gay 'till one of you pushes the other and yells "Get off me homo." Then it's arm-wrestles all round!

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    if the balls touch

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    Quote Originally Posted by rubah View Post
    if the balls touch

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    If the balls aren't touching, it's not homo.

    And don't forget women can practically eat each others out and still be no lesbo.
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    its not gay until the third time anyways. the first time is just experimenting the second is to make sure you really liked it then the third is gay.


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    Pshaw, there's a ton of excuses if you're wrongly accused of being ghey. #nohomo and guy love is just scratching the surface.

    Tangentially related: #nohobo

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    University rugby teams are pretty bad for this.

    I was in da (disclaimer: non-gay) club one night using the men's facilities when I overhear a club 'initiation' occuring behind me. The parley went thus:

    Voice 0 (I write a lot of software): GET ON YOUR KNEES
    Voice 1: But-
    Voice 0: GET ON YOUR KNEES YOU FRESHER BASTARD
    - Pause. A sound of an unzipping nature is heard -
    Voice 0: NOW LICK IT
    Voice 1: You can't be-
    Voice 0: I SAID LICK IT
    Voice 3: ...Just be thankful son, my initiation was far worse than this

    At this point I shake and recage before turning around to the sight of a young man performing fellatio on another, while Voice 3 stands watching with a complatentive look on his face and holding a bottle of wine. All the while, partygoers are continue to go about their business in the restroom as if this were as common an occurance as teen drama in EoEO.

    Apparently this happens all the time. They assure me that servicing a dude orally in a restroom is no homo though, so whatever, it's just chill


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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Manus View Post
    University rugby teams are pretty bad for this.

    I was in da (disclaimer: non-gay) club one night using the men's facilities when I overhear a club 'initiation' occuring behind me. The parley went thus:

    Voice 0 (I write a lot of software): GET ON YOUR KNEES
    Voice 1: But-
    Voice 0: GET ON YOUR KNEES YOU FRESHER BASTARD
    - Pause. A sound of an unzipping nature is heard -
    Voice 0: NOW LICK IT
    Voice 1: You can't be-
    Voice 0: I SAID LICK IT
    Voice 3: ...Just be thankful son, my initiation was far worse than this

    At this point I shake and recage before turning around to the sight of a young man performing fellatio on another, while Voice 3 stands watching with a complatentive look on his face and holding a bottle of wine. All the while, partygoers are continue to go about their business in the restroom as if this were as common an occurance as teen drama in EoEO.

    Apparently this happens all the time. They assure me that servicing a dude orally in a restroom is no homo though, so whatever, it's just chill
    No, Homo.

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    Old Manus' cricket initiation was much tamer, and involved merely a naughty bum paddle and making tea for the others

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    But the feelings I felt were real


    there was a picture here

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Manus View Post
    University rugby teams are pretty bad for this.

    I was in da (disclaimer: non-gay) club one night using the men's facilities when I overhear a club 'initiation' occuring behind me. The parley went thus:

    Voice 0 (I write a lot of software): GET ON YOUR KNEES
    Voice 1: But-
    Voice 0: GET ON YOUR KNEES YOU FRESHER BASTARD
    - Pause. A sound of an unzipping nature is heard -
    Voice 0: NOW LICK IT
    Voice 1: You can't be-
    Voice 0: I SAID LICK IT
    Voice 3: ...Just be thankful son, my initiation was far worse than this

    At this point I shake and recage before turning around to the sight of a young man performing fellatio on another, while Voice 3 stands watching with a complatentive look on his face and holding a bottle of wine. All the while, partygoers are continue to go about their business in the restroom as if this were as common an occurance as teen drama in EoEO.

    Apparently this happens all the time. They assure me that servicing a dude orally in a restroom is no homo though, so whatever, it's just chill
    That's just... I...

    What the smurf, ,man.

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    what the hell manus

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    Voice 3 man was my favourite.

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