The Old Quotes out of Context Thread

[G13]

Pretty sure that's not out of context, Paul. It is, however, incredibly disturbing.

[Carl the Llama]

I'm a Chocobo poo sniffer

They've got men dressed as women

This pleases me. :shiny:

[Jiro]

Cim> and by the time he set his balls on the table i was too disgusted to look away

Cim> He was all over my ass yesterday

[Carl the Llama]

I'm being penetrated from like, ten different angles by men with sandpaper penises

[Tigmafuzz]

I'm being penetrated from like, ten different angles by men with sandpaper penises

[TrollHunter]

Some chardonnay, a velour bedspread and a toothless granny - the finer things in life. *rubs body*

[Melissaur]

My friend Kati: Your mom came out of your vagina!

[Tigmafuzz]

chionos: ugh, my labia are like floppy doggy ears

[Carl the Llama]

I've always had a thing for animals that can't talk back. It might be weird, but I love having something otherwise helpless depending on me for warmth.

I can't tell you how long it took me to find a suitable quote for you ^^

I went under him and started rising as he was coming down.

I'm a freak

[Tigmafuzz]

I've always had a thing for animals that can't talk back. It might be weird, but I love having something otherwise helpless depending on me for warmth.

I can't tell you how long it took me to find a suitable quote for you ^^

That actually doesn't sound too bad out of context. It might be better if you drop the second half and just leave it at "I have a thing for animals that can't talk back."
My friend Lexy:

We were doing it on top of the laundry but the cat jumped in and messed it all up.

[Melissaur]

I am a freak xD

[Carl the Llama]

I've always had a thing for animals that can't talk back. It might be weird, but I love having something otherwise helpless depending on me for warmth.

I can't tell you how long it took me to find a suitable quote for you ^^

That actually doesn't sound too bad out of context. It might be better if you drop the second half and just leave it at "I have a thing for animals that can't talk back."
My friend Lexy:

We were doing it on top of the laundry but the cat jumped in and messed it all up.

Your probably right, I was in 2 minds whether or not to add the latter half but in the end I was just meh.

[Tigmafuzz]

I was in 2 minds

in the end I was just meh.

Figures. xD

[Iceglow]

From an msn convo tonight:

Steve Causer-Smith said (20:17)
smurf me why does the oven take so long?
¿Paul? says
too many jew babies in it, hitler.

[Tigmafuzz]

This morning:

special delivery

I'm sure the context will be simple to infer.