The Old Quotes out of Context Thread

[Carl the Llama]

lots of people called me Queer

[Pheesh]

Jen> and Now, the lovely truth is; if I could the damn page I could probaboy adorn it with propers sepells necessary to make it urn

[Jiro]

Iceglow> at this rate you're gonna make me have to get a flight over there to come dry hump your leg or something

[Rantz]

<sharkythesharkdogg> so, FOA, did you convince the other ladies to go the the big rod show?

[sharkythesharkdogg]

<@foa> where?
<@foa> I see no hot love juice

[TrollHunter]

DemonDude

again... DD

I'm like a friendly AIDS virus.

[/SPOILER]

[qwertysaur]

I dug up a couple from Shlup

I would've been done already if Raist didn't make me kill him twice.

I am the chick in the pink skirt and Raist is Mazus and I killed him and chopped up his body and am putting the parts in my backpack to bring home with me.

[fire_of_avalon]

I'm just gonna have to stop talking. :/

[demondude]

I like to feel relaxed and want to enjoy the poo when performing the act. I don't feel so comfortable in the act if I wait until it hurts

[NorthernChaosGod]

That's gross.

[demondude]

She has no inhibitions, what can I say?

[NorthernChaosGod]

You could say you're sorry for unleashing that on the boards.

[G13]

Sad thing is, that's probably not the worst thing we've heard out of her, Julian.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Oh God, what else can there be?

(Don't answer that)

[demondude]

I like cock a little too much

She just won't stop.