The Old Quotes out of Context Thread

[Jiro]

ShlupQuack> Now I have to look up that scene of him masturbating so I can sleep tonight...

[Peegee]

(12:45:13 AM) Kalidesu: better than five guys
(12:45:15 AM) Kalidesu: and less greasy
(12:45:33 AM) pgies: 'better than 5 guys'
(12:45:46 AM) Kalidesu: i would know.

[Hollycat]

(12:45:13 AM) Kalidesu: better than five guys
(12:45:15 AM) Kalidesu: and less greasy
(12:45:33 AM) pgies: 'better than 5 guys'
(12:45:46 AM) Kalidesu: i would know.

burger?

[NorthernChaosGod]

(12:45:13 AM) Kalidesu: better than five guys
(12:45:15 AM) Kalidesu: and less greasy
(12:45:33 AM) pgies: 'better than 5 guys'
(12:45:46 AM) Kalidesu: i would know.

burger?

No.

[Shlup]

I am gonna wear that Leonardo head and a strapon and change her life.

[Tigmafuzz]

You really don't want a remote control with a digestive system.

If there is one thing you can say about Isaac Newton, it's that he was made of meat.

If you drink reverse polarity water, do you fart a tachyon pulse?

Maybe you need a special brand of wood glue for Calculus?

Right now my internet connection is breaking up due to fish.

Yes, yes. We all wanted our ears to be a magical source of money.

All of these bombs have penguin detectors in them.

I've always wanted a friend that was part swimming pool.

I love a man with connections in the industrial pudding business.

Nothing says flavor like conforming to the shapes of something else.

Oh no, they replaced me with a Canadian! You can no longer trust anything I say!

It's like a fistbump to the heart. Except not so painful and life-threatening.

I didn't do anything else for the rest of the day, but I was still sore for three days afterwards.

I named my stomach Tony Robbins.

You forget how big dolphins are, until one is operating on your spine.

Apparently, glass shards are a poor substitute for meatballs.

Just to set the record straight, I'm not inclined towards, nor interested in, scratching the neighbors.

If it weren't for Josh, we'd be drowning in aardvark parts.

I always figured Quetzalcoatl would be more into those little round crackers.

He likes e. e. cummings because he can't speak in capitals.

What's the point of being a gypsy if you can't eat swans?

You don't find The Damnation of Faust to be at least a little Christmas-y?

If you're killing geese when you clean your chimney, you've got problems.

Welcome to the future, where there are many different kinds of meats.

With friends like these, who needs mixed metaphors?

[Pike]

foa> But I mean, I'd take any excuse to get under you.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Oooh, foa. You so dirty.

[Shlup]

foa> But I mean, I'd take any excuse to get under you.

Some context: she was talking to me. >:}

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'd watch that.

[Jiro]

Rantz> Quit being a faggot and suck that dick!

[Tigmafuzz]

I'd watch that.

I'd film it.

[Carl the Llama]

I'd watch that.

I'd film it.

I'd join in.

I expect to take a pounding!

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'd watch that.

I'd film it.

I'd join in.

You'd ruin it.

[Carl the Llama]

I'd watch that.

I'd film it.

I'd join in.

You'd ruin it.

You just jelly you didn't say it first, also:

I like to be spanked.