Phil> I can masturbate and drum, but it's not pretty, and I always clean up afterwards.


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Rantzien> I'm ashamed to know you.
Phil> I can't imagine how ashamed you are to have done all those kinky things with me then. Rantzien> Ashamed I may be, but I'll never regret that night.
Rantzien> You know the one.
Rantzien> The one with the figs and the little vietnamese boy.
Phil> My gooch is still itchy :'D
Rantzien> Sometimes I think I can still smell the vaseline on my arm, all the way up to my elbow.
Phil> The underside of my tongue still tastes like burnt rubber and smegma.