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    Shlup's Retired Pimp Recognized Member Raistlin's Avatar
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    With Sarah, there are always many, bountiful views.

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    Sorry, Tigma, I'm all booked up.

    shut up, wesley

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    Raistlin is right. Personal experience. A++ would rent again.

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    I'd appreciate it if you left feedback on my Yelp page, Dak. I'm always looking for constructive criticism from my [strike]customers[/strike] tenants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shorty View Post
    That's right, I rent out my body. It's no big deal.
    my reaction to reading this post

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    And those last couple of seconds with Ashley laughing and surrounded by dudes in suits is me, Daney <3

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    Nick, I found a use for your intestines.
    I see no reason to elaborate.


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    Who said that?

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    Those brackets are used for hmtl so they disappear.

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    Parker is a sick person who is into cannibalism#sylvie: you could dine most exotically
    #sylvie: you don't need a hospital to make a pregnant woman produce sustainable babies
    #sylvie: the child would have never existed
    #Parker: we need a world where we can feed infants grain through a tube
    #Parker: dine on delicious foie
    #sylvie: no
    #sylvie: you need to feed them balanced meals
    #Parker: but
    #Parker: plump children...
    #Parker: soft children...
    #sylvie: if you force feed a child grain through a tube they will be unhealthy and unhappy
    #sylvie: if you treat the child as if they are going to die when they are say, 7 or 8 years old, you can provide them the happy life that a smurfing domestic animal enjoys
    #Parker: ok lol enjoy your grade C childlivers i guess
    #sylvie: ass and cheeks
    #mobiletora: Did i just stumble upon a conversation on breeding children for food
    #sylvie: yeah it's aunt sylvie's power hour right now
    * Jesse1 (~limabean0@60A936DE.DF7EACAB.420AE7C3.IP) has joined #eoff
    #sylvie: i was just telling parker how to enjoy a good meal every decade
    #Parker: IM LEARNING SO MUCH TODAY
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    #sylvie: if you strive on trying to increase the chances that the child will be born with downs syndrome
    #sylvie: you will be of higher luck and splendor
    #sylvie: they tend to have more meat on them and they are barely human beings so you can more effectively keep them happy like livestock
    #sylvie: enjoy some fried mongoloid
    #Parker: imagine like being the kid
    #Parker: who doesnt get chosen
    #sylvie: what do you mean not chosen
    #Parker: i bet they'd feel like really bad and their self esteem would plummet
    #Parker: like maybe they're too tough
    #Parker: not plump enough
    #sylvie: you can't really pick and choose. you're probably kidnapping a woman to give birth to your child and hopefully simply die during child birth
    #sylvie: if you don't want to eat the kid then you're making a mess
    #Shorty: Oh, is that what you guys are talking about? xD
    #Parker: sorry
    #sylvie: there's no reason the meat should be bad if you treated them like you should
    #Parker: was assuming a situation where you are like a family
    #sylvie: no, that would not work
    #sylvie: you'd get caught
    #Parker: yea but at the same time youre talking about raising them happy and stuff
    #sylvie: not in a family setting
    #sylvie: you'd be living entirely alone with this child somewhere off the radar
    #Parker: you know
    #Parker: this seems like a whole lot of effort just to save money on meat groceries




    actually there's really nothing out of context about this

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    haha parkers final quote best yes yes yes

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    [21:41:30] <Shorty> One little, two little, three little indians

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    You look for ways to make me seem like a racist!

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    BAHAHAHAHAH!

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    Parker> http://tekstovi-pesama.com/g_img2/1/e/3558/emil-5.jpg
    kotora> for some reason he reminds me of rantzien
    kotora> just seems to me that rantz is the kind of guy who would flaunt his butt like that

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