G13> Looks like crotchkies at first glance
Jiro> crotch keys
G13> Looks like crotchkies at first glance
Jiro> crotch keys
That was great!Originally Posted by Shorty
Shorty: you'd be mean to me if you was a jew!
Rantz: why would I xD
Shorty: cause in general they're meaner
Okay, there's no way for me to salvage that.
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
That's pretty damning evidence against you.
The EoFF Quotes Out of Context Thread: Where we don't even need quotes to be out of context because we just say terrible things on a regular basis anyway
You anti semite jerk ass.
People who hate Jews are almost as despicable as those ex-Mormons. Especially short ones.
That was derived from a conversation in #eoff about how much I love jews and how I want them to sex me, actually.
You should hop on a Jewish dating website.
Turn ons: Dreidels, pierogis, guys with peyots.
Turn offs: meat and cheese together, hiking in the desert, Hitler
Turn ons: Large 401ks, Math, spending long hours cutting coupons, Psoriasis
Turn offs: Anything faster than a brisk walk, anything that make pollen, Christmas trees in public view, Anyone who has ever even spoken a single word of German, Anyone from any country in the middle east, the Babylonians.
This post brought to you by the power of boobs. Dear lord them boobs. Amen
This is turning into The Dating Profile For Shorty instead of Quotes OOC.
but nah I'd date jesus
But I just convinced your boyfriend to convert! His name is now Miles Horn von Rantzberg.
Sephex> nice sharking my dragon with you!
the new rules insist that i apply "pussies don't need to apply" warnings before I post anything good
* sylvie rubs hands all over Innes' face
<sylvie> do my hands smell of the vaginal secretions produced by towering anal behemoths made of fruit and flesh
* Innes has quit (Leaving: <tavaryn> ugh i hate girls)
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