The Old Quotes out of Context Thread

**sharkythesharkdogg** · 11-09-2011, 07:19 PM

Originally Posted by demondude

You're everything I ever wanted in a partner but don't scream "I am the potato goddess!" when you dominate me.

**demondude** · 11-09-2011, 07:59 PM

Pretty much the same in context too. Shape up.

**NorthernChaosGod** · 11-09-2011, 08:34 PM

Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg

Originally Posted by demondude

You're everything I ever wanted in a partner but don't scream "I am the potato goddess!" when you dominate me.

I don't even want to know the context.

**fire_of_avalon** · 11-09-2011, 09:09 PM

I, for one, am dying to know the context.

EDIT: You potato.

**sharkythesharkdogg** · 11-09-2011, 09:40 PM

The context is DD wants Shaibana to wrap him in tin-foil, sprinkle him in bacon bits, grab him by his Dylan-fro, bend him over an oven, and peg him with a strap-on.

If he behaves, she might use a melted cheese or butter as lubricant.

True story.

**TrollHunter** · 11-09-2011, 10:02 PM

Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg

The context is DD wants Shaibana to wrap him in tin-foil, sprinkle him in bacon bits, grab him by his Dylan-fro, bend him over an oven, and peg him with a strap-on.

If he behaves, she might use a melted cheese or butter as lubricant.

True story.

Oh DD, you so crazy~

**demondude** · 11-09-2011, 10:02 PM

I smurfing love melted cheese.

**Melissaur** · 11-09-2011, 10:21 PM

DemonDude con Queso? I'll take 2

**NorthernChaosGod** · 11-09-2011, 10:52 PM

Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg

The context is DD wants Shaibana to wrap him in tin-foil, sprinkle him in bacon bits, grab him by his Dylan-fro, bend him over an oven, and peg him with a strap-on.

If he behaves, she might use a melted cheese or butter as lubricant.

True story.

Now I'm hungry.

**Tigmafuzz** · 11-10-2011, 02:00 AM

Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg

The context is DD wants Shaibana to wrap him in tin-foil, sprinkle him in bacon bits, grab him by his Dylan-fro, bend him over an oven, and peg him with a strap-on.

If he behaves, she might use a melted cheese or butter as lubricant.

True story.

Oh man. That sounds wonderful.
But back to the quotes out of context.
Dutiful Daughter Slai: "You can't come inside!"

**TrollHunter** · 11-10-2011, 03:33 AM

Originally Posted by prof. oak

I came when I heard you beat the elite four.

**Brennan** · 11-10-2011, 09:27 PM

"I LOVE pussies! Especially really furry ones! And when the purr... HEAVEN!"
Context helps wonders in these situations o.o

**Melissaur** · 11-12-2011, 02:34 AM

[19:33:33] mel doesn't have daddy issues so my charms doesn't work on me
[19:33:59] on her rather

**sharkythesharkdogg** · 11-15-2011, 08:29 PM

Originally Posted by Levian

but getting to the back door is definitely worth it.

**Agent Proto** · 12-15-2011, 02:35 AM

@foa> Jiro ate my kitten
Jen> I hear he likes to eat pussy

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