The Old Quotes out of Context Thread

[G13]

Because I'm far too lazy to hunt the other one down.

Justin says
and i guess one time i jerked off in someone's ice tray and put it in the freezer wtf
Eric says
lol what?!
Justin says
not me
oooh my god
not me
that is the worst typo ever

[NorthernChaosGod]

[Jiro]

I always forget where I save my notepad file full of these, goddammit

[demondude]

I got fingered by them a bit but it didn't lead to anything.

[Madonna]

[10:24] <@Rantzien> either way I think bringing a sword is in your best interests

[NorthernChaosGod]

Shouldn't Pontus be using an axe?

[Jiro]

Phil> I can masturbate and drum, but it's not pretty, and I always clean up afterwards.


----

Rantzien> I'm ashamed to know you.
Phil> I can't imagine how ashamed you are to have done all those kinky things with me then. Rantzien> Ashamed I may be, but I'll never regret that night.
Rantzien> You know the one.
Rantzien> The one with the figs and the little vietnamese boy.
Phil> My gooch is still itchy :'D
Rantzien> Sometimes I think I can still smell the vaseline on my arm, all the way up to my elbow.
Phil> The underside of my tongue still tastes like burnt rubber and smegma.

[Melissaur]

"Why were you Squalling on me" ~ Jiro

[17:16:45] <@Aexoden> you're still my number one
[17:17:11] <@Jiro> wonderful bottom kent has
[17:17:39] <@Rantzien> You must die. I alone am best!
[17:18:02] <@Jiro> We can continue this another time.

[Jiro]

I got fingered by them a bit but it didn't lead to anything.

WHO SAID THIS and where?

EDIT: Loony_BoB> I WISH I could touch Excel with my pole.

[Melissaur]

<@Jiro> put my pennis to ur muzzle kent

[Jiro]

Anyone would think I've been doing this on purpose but I've been saying that repeatedly for the past few days

[Pike]

[sharkythesharkdogg] it's like a national forrest down there.

[Carl the Llama]

I can't read your text because my brain is being digested in your belly.

You're welcome

Not really a quote out of context I know but RSL SPOKE TO ME!!!!!!!! xD

You're an awesome awesome awesome person

Hiding them in your anal cavity is one way to make sure I don't get them I suppose.

KD, I love you.

[G13]

Out of context people!

[Jiro]

I dunno even what context even is! Words cannot I form mouth in my!