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Quote Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod View Post
foa, you are the most accident prone person ever.
I know, right! I bump into walls and stuff all the time, trip over NOTHING on the ground. I always have these bruises that people are like wtf and I'm just like I have no idea how that got there, literally.

Also I was almost suffocated in a pit once! It was really freaking scary. This was at a Coheed/Circa Survive/Torche show in Atlanta. I was two people deep center stage and the press was just scary. Usually I'm able to wriggle my way a little higher so I can breathe but everyone around me was super a lot taller than me and just kept pressing us in. I remember thinking OKAY I NEED TO GET OUT but then being like NO I AM SUPER TOUGH I CAN DO THIS but then my friend had an anxiety attack so I ended up having to get pulled out anyway. That's the only show I've been pulled out of, though.
No wonder you're such a badass. You get hurt all the smurfing time.

Quote Originally Posted by Martyr View Post
The big joke is that when most of the guys get injured on the job, dad wraps their hands with electrical tape and mends it with super glue. All the guys ran into the office with tape and glue shouting, "No special treatment for your son! Glue his hand back together!!!"
But I got to go to the hospital *snicker*

(SPOILER)I have since been glued and taped up. It's not so bad, really.

Also, I am enjoying everybody's scar stories!