Wine is the worst. I've only properly drank it maybe two times, but both shortly escalated into my head being over the toilet. The first was free wine in a limo.. I don't remember getting to the place, shame we were VIP with a little buffet, I was in the toilet being sick. I got kicked out for looking too drunk, but snuck back in. I was a trooper and stayed out till 6am for the girl's birthday though, sick as a dog, I drank water after that.
The second is the best. Swanky 21st birthday meal, white wine all round, and I get smurfed. One drink when we're out, and I'm legging it for the toilet. Got a taxi home on my own (cost me £50!! but I didnt care, I was too exciteable and drunk) and then cried to my housemates about how the house was going to flood and they didn't care because I had the downstairs bedroom and they were safely upstairs.
I.. I don't dare drink wine. The next day after these nights = DEATH.






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