It's too much trouble. I'm just going to start giving everyone pet names.

Ashton is now cupcake.
Julian is now dilf.
Megan is now sweetrage. (it was going to be "sweets of rage", but it's just too much even for me. Plus it's long.)
Clarissa is now puddin'.
I already made Melissa "Mel-icious"
Jake can be Teabag. I think he'll like it.
Stephanie can be Droid-ette.

I'm out of ideas, and none of those were good. I'll just give people random names.

Maybe it's time for a pet name thread? Someone get on that.