First name: Daniel
Which apparently they hear as: David, Damien, or pretty much anything starting with 'D'. And then sometimes things that aren't even remotely linked to my name, like Ben, James, etc. I mean... how... I don't even... argh.
Surname: Towns
Which apparently they hears as: Downs, Townes, Townsend, Tones, Tons, Owns, etc.
The surnames are close. The first names are usually way off. People are weird.