pocahontas; ruining your childhood
Get ready to have Pocahontas ruined for you:
1. Pocahontas was only twelve when john smith left
2. Pocahontas married a John Rolfe
3. Pocahontas did not save Smith, smith wasnt being executed, he was being adopted, the ceremony involved literally beating the european out of him and she was the simbolic welcoming to his new home.
4. Pocahontas's name was not Pocahontas. Pocahontas was a nickname that meant, to put it real gently: one with many male friends
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It's okay; I knew most of this long before the movie came out
*is old*
Had it served to me during my American History lectures. I don't get what's so special about it. I still love the movie. Especially the music. Ah... The music...
For the record, John Rolfe appeared in the sequel (which was otherwise sucky).
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I have never had, even as a child, preconceived notions that disney = fact. I understood that it was for entertainment value. And damn good entertainment value. SO HAVEN'T RUINED ANYTHING. I win
dumbledore dies on page 673Originally Posted by Freya
I have never had, even as a child, preconceived notions that disney = fact. I understood that it was for entertainment value. And damn good entertainment value. SO HAVEN'T RUINED ANYTHING. I win
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spoilers she dies only a year after marrying into royalty
(SPOILER)Oh wait, how do I tag.
Mowgli wears Shere Khan like a coat and everyone dies in hunchback of Notre dame as well
Also none of them spoke english
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You're adopteddumbledore dies on page 673I have never had, even as a child, preconceived notions that disney = fact. I understood that it was for entertainment value. And damn good entertainment value. SO HAVEN'T RUINED ANYTHING. I win
Also, she wasn't really blue.
I am your fatherdumbledore dies on page 673I have never had, even as a child, preconceived notions that disney = fact. I understood that it was for entertainment value. And damn good entertainment value. SO HAVEN'T RUINED ANYTHING. I win
You're adopted
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what?
anyways, HC, you're at least a decade late on the ruining my childhood wrt Pocahontas. Next you'll try to tell me that the dog fur trade is alive and well in China and other underdeveloped nations, and that in the first world, many Dalmatian puppies went neglected because children wanted to have a spotty dog like in the cartoon, but were unwilling to care for them, not to mention all the genetic defects in the breed that went unmentioned in the movie.
be honest, how many of you knew pocahontas was translated as little whore
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what about mulan? she was 18 instead of a child or w/e disney portrayed
or snow white and the seven thieves?
or lion king / kimba the white lion
or mickey mouse?
a lot of disney is adaptation.
Also, The Little Mermaid throws herself into the sea while still in human form, disintegrates and dies, and has to remain in limbo for 200 years before she's allowed into heaven.
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