Who doesn't steal a wallet every now and then?
Every time I see this thread's title I think someone's taking the black.
Who doesn't steal a wallet every now and then?
Every time I see this thread's title I think someone's taking the black.
Well he stole my boots so I stole his wallet so he would give them back and then he stole my skis and
anyways we're kind of getting off topic here.
Did you call the Police at any stage during this war of attrition?
I did not.
1. Who keeps their birth certificate on them?Originally Posted by shion
2. What retarded State issues them small enough to fit in a wallet?
I have my birth cirtificate in my wallet for identification puposes when people decide that a driver's liscence isn't good enough. And here in CANADA we get a long form and a short form which is basically a little square of paper about the size of a drivers liscence that fits easily into a wallet and costs less to replace.
Eww, Canada.
Eww, California.
Sorry, I dunno about all of Canada but in Ontario at least.
I stole my brother's carebear once and there was UN intervention.
Well, clearly you crossed a line. All I ever stole was a wallet. And some other stuff.
Which people? Especially seeing as how a driver's license has a photo on it. Canada is a weird place. South Park got it right.
People like the passport office and driving school.
Maybe I'm wrong, and maybe in wacky wacky Canada they are, but they're not places that people visit on such a regular basis so as to necessitate a birth certificate having a permanent place in the ol' wallet.
You never know when someone will ambush you on the street and demande to see your birth cirtificate. You have to be prepared.
Oh I'm more than prepared for those circumstances! Although strangely my birth certificate bears more than a passing resemblance to a can of bear mace. There was probably a mix up at the registry office or something.
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