Name: George W. Bush
Second Slot: !Reaganomics (takes Gil from enemies)

Equippable Weapons:
The US military

Equippable Armor:
Seat of Power, Daddy's money


Abilities:

1) !AWOL (leaves battle to snort coke, cost: 10 MP)
2) Kickback (recieves Gil for every oil field visited)
3) Steal Election (convinces political leaders that you're actually the king of Tycoon)
4) !Clearcut (kills all forrest dwelling enemies)
5) Recession (forces all shop owners out of business)
6) !Speak (confuses all characters with Int. of over 30)
7) Ignore UN (makes all cities in the world sanction you)

Costume: expensive suit

Description: He relies on his party to get anything done, and loves to go after low-level enemies who can't mount any real defense against him. When confronted with stronger enemies, all adjectives referring to them shall be replaced with the word "freedom", which is not a word he seems to understand the meaning of.