Noel wrecks the game for me

[Elpizo]

But, back on the point, let's face it, Noel is a useless, bland waste of space

Give me your time machine. NOW. I also want to go to the future and fully play this game so I can make an in-depth, based-on-experience judgement of Noel.

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Wait, what's that? You don't have a time machine? You haven't played the game?! You know no more aout Noel than the rest of us do?! O.o