1. Pirates of the Caribbean
2. The sequel to Pirates of the Caribbean
3. Another sequel to the Pirates of the Caribbean
4. Dear god they're killing pirates for everyone; another Pirates of the Caribbean sequel
5. Look at all this booty we're making, it's time for another Pirates of the Caribbean sequel.
6. Pirates are now as lame as robots and cowb0ys (see what they make me do?!) were. Robots and Cowb0ys are back in.