ARRRR MATEYS

[Agent Proto]

. Pirates are now as lame as robots and cowb0ys (see what they make me do?!) were. Robots and Cowb0ys are back in.

Have robots ever really been out of style?

I don't think they have.

At least, not in my heart.

Robots are always cool. Except for that one movie with Will Smith. That was more like an hour long advertisement.

Also sports-wise, the Vikings and Pirates all currently suck hardcore. The Buccaneers are doing pretty good though, but who cares about those Bucs? Don't even bring up the Raiders, can we even consider them part of the pirate family?

[NorthernChaosGod]

1. That was yesterday.
2. Odin
3. Thor
4. Vikings are pirates on steroids. And amphibious.

1. Clearly we are not playing by the rules, just like pirates.
2. Blackbeard
3. Kraken, which devoured yer precious vikings.
4. Vikings are a poor man's pirate.
5. yer an idiot.

1. Berserkers, which would make Jack Sparrow tit his pants and run away from some more fights
2. Jörmungandr, which tits out bigger creatures than the Kraken
3. Erik the Red and Leif Ericcson
4. No u

I'll keep all that in mind for Talk Like A Viking day. OH WAIT!

Only inferior beings gets a specific time of honoring. You don't see White History Month. This is your affirmative action.

[TrollHunter]

1. That was yesterday.
2. Odin
3. Thor
4. Vikings are pirates on steroids. And amphibious.

1. Clearly we are not playing by the rules, just like pirates.
2. Blackbeard
3. Kraken, which devoured yer precious vikings.
4. Vikings are a poor man's pirate.
5. yer an idiot.

I hunt krakens for a warm-up against something formidable, vikings will forever remain dominant.

[Jiro]

No seriously, where the smurf is the rum at?

[Del Murder]

Also sports-wise, the Vikings and Pirates all currently suck hardcore. The Buccaneers are doing pretty good though, but who cares about those Bucs? Don't even bring up the Raiders, can we even consider them part of the pirate family?

The Autumn wind is a pirate
Blustering in from sea
With a rollicking song he sweeps along
Swaggering boisterously.
His face is weatherbeaten
He wears a hooded sash
With a silver hat about his head
And a bristling black mustache
He growls as he storms the country
A villain big and bold
And the trees all shake and quiver and quake
As he robs them of their gold.
The Autumn wind is a Raider
Pillaging just for fun
He'll knock you 'round and upside down
And laugh when he's conquered and won.

[Hollycat]

THERE ARE NOW, YAR HARR. Get scrubbin' the poop deck, ya scallywag!

sorry man, I dont swing that way

[Jiro]

Filthy lies!