Getting Fat

[Iceglow]

There's streets where you are, or at least dirt paths? Hell there is open space where you are? If not there are corridors and stairs where you are? Run bitch run. Go down the park if you need space to do squats/crunches and press-ups there is always space for someone who has the determination.

There are steep hills and thick forestry which are nicely populated with a variety of snakes from your garden variety, to something a bit larger (that is all of 10cm from my front door, and a baby), to the extremely deadly (had one of the second kind in the house previously, removing it was fun). On top of that, the surfaces are quite uneven and hard which plays havoc with my joints and has on occasion caused me serious injury.

The nearest park is, like I said, an investment of at least half an hour travelling.

Oh and if you want another point, try this. Look at the name of the place where his remains were found. Born and bred

Snakes, Spiders, Kangaroos to kick your face in.....Sharks and Jellyfish to smurf you in the ocean, that's just Australia. You ought to be a regular Steve Irwin interbred with Bear Grylls by now. Get over it and get on with it, go excercise, if you die then you die a hero.

As for 13 year old boys being kidnapped, possibly raped and then murdered in the outback, well. You may look like a 13 year old boy, yet you really aren't and I'm sure once they see the two pubes what grow from your chin and find that your balls have dropped you'll be quite safe from being raped and murdered, you'll only end up murdered.

[blackmage_nuke]

Best way to lose weight: amputation

[Timerk]

I'm poor, so excess food isn't a problem for me. Also, chain smoking.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Best way to lose weight: amputation

< Stalin> You could put out ads in magazines and online and such, guaraunteed 25-30 lbs weight loss overnight or yer money back
< Stalin> and then send them instructions on how to amputate one of their legs

[Hollycat]

I is following Julians advices

[NorthernChaosGod]

Amputation or the real advice?

[Hollycat]

real

[NorthernChaosGod]

[Peegee]

There Is No Biological Reason to Eat Three Meals a Day -- So Why Do We Do It? | Food | AlterNet

More proof: crunches alone won't give you a sixpack

New Study Suggests We Really Are What We Eat

The 6 Most Horrifying Lies The Food Industry is Feeding You | Cracked.com

Rethinking the Exercise &#039;Talk Test&#039; - NYTimes.com

Are You As Fit As a World War II GI? | The Art of Manliness

your grandpa was doing crossfit before it was cool.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Anyone that actually believes links #2 and 5 deserves to be fat.

[Laddy]

I'm proficient in the scimitar, maquitl, nunchaku, katar, rapier, chakram, lance, and bolo.

Serious.

[NorthernChaosGod]

You really like long, hard things, don't you?

[Lane]

As you mentioned that you are running daily almost 1 miles then according to my observation your distance of the running is little bit low. you must run at least 5 miles in a day to get the good results.

[NorthernChaosGod]

As you mentioned that you are running daily almost 1 miles then according to my observation your distance of the running is little bit low. you must run at least 5 miles in a day to get the good results.

No, bot.

[Hollycat]

As you mentioned that you are running daily almost 1 miles then according to my observation your distance of the running is little bit low. you must run at least 5 miles in a day to get the good results.

No, bot.

My sentiments exactly