i fell asleep while driving

[Peegee]

so when i was driving ...um agrias home i told her 'i'm going to take a nap. wake me up when we get home.'. she acted incredulous (it was an act i swear) so i told her i did that once. she then asked me if i crashed

so i got to say that i died . n______n rocko's modern life

anyway it got me thinking of near death. have you ever died? almost died?

i almost died once. i had a pc turned on and wanted to switch out the c drive. so i unplugged it. while the pc was running. electricity everywhere. thank god i wasn't the path through least resistance hurrrrr.
ere. thank god i wasn't the path through least resistance hurrrrr.

[Peegee]

ok a hundred edits later i give up. this is now post the edit history and mock pg thread.

[NorthernChaosGod]

You're fat.

[Jentleness]

Are you drunk? :hello:

[Jiro]

I almost died a couple times. Most of them are because I'm irresponsible and accident prone. That's not always the reason though.

I do like how I got pretty damn electrocuted by an electric fence because I was trying to be a gentleman. Balls to that.

[Laddy]

Every time you speak you subtract from the pool of human knowledge.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I almost died a couple times. Most of them are because I'm irresponsible and accident prone. That's not always the reason though.

I do like how I got pretty damn electrocuted by an electric fence because I was trying to be a gentleman. Balls to that.

I would have figured that most of them are because you live in the worst possible place imaginable.

[Jiro]

It's easy enough to avoid dying if you don't try and pull a Steve Irwin on everything you see.

[NorthernChaosGod]

So does that mean you're pretty handy with a boomerang?

[sharkythesharkdogg]

It's easy enough to avoid dying if you don't try and pull a Steve Irwin on everything you see.

Then what's the point of even being there? Go herd some funnel web spiders.

[Laddy]

It's easy enough to avoid dying if you don't try and pull a Steve Irwin on everything you see.

Isn't that why Australians are made?

[Peegee]

i wanna fight a crocodile eh mate gnarly blimey bogans

[Jessweeee♪]

I kind of suck at driving. For a while I just sucked at parking, but in the last week alone I've had two near accidents a day because of bad merging.

[Araciel]

Obesity couldn't kill me.

Yet.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I kind of suck at driving. For a while I just sucked at parking, but in the last week alone I've had two near accidents a day because of bad merging.

Drive something bigger. That way no one will ever get close to you.