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[Raistlin]

Batman's okay, I just don't see why everyone prefers him over Spidey, Iron Man, the X-Men, etc.

Spider-Man is a great hero, and my favorite growing up; unfortunately the movies have done him a great disservice. The X-Men are also great. Batman has a (potentially) darker story, and also is somewhat unique in lacking any special powers. Batman's biggest problem is that so many of his portrayals are ridiculously campy... and terrible (see: Batman & Robin). And Batman, Spider-Man, and X-Men are all better than Iron Man (which is, in turn, way better than Superman).

Everybody's all like "oh titanic" and I'm like "a boat sinks, who cares?"

EDIT: I'll save everyone the trouble.