I don't know if they're memes, or from TV but I've been using them most of my life.

"You're smurfing up my Christmas" or "well that smurfed up his/her/their Christmas."

"That's the suckiest suck that ever sucked suck."

"You hurt my feel bads."

"Curses!" (said in the manner of a comic book villain)

"That's better than jalapeno cornbread."

"Another fine example in my list of reasons why I want to retire in New Zealand." (This is a real goal.)

"I will cut you!"

I probably have others.