Anyway, since this is the Finals I have just finished writing this. It's pretty awful, but it's for the occasion and I think I should post it.
EPIC RAP BATTLE OF THE GAMING HERO TOURNAMENT FINALS.
Rydia vs. Solid Snake
BEGIN
Rydia:
I'm Rydia from the mystical village of Mist
That hot green haired summoner all the gamers wish they had kissed
I may have started young, but now I'm all grown up
But don't hit on me just yet,
because technically, I'm still a pup
I can get my friends to come after you like that
Or perhaps I can summon a giant bat?
Solid Snake:
The name's David,
but you can call me Solid Snake
And as for you Rydia?
We all know that your magic is pretty much fake
I'm the greatest there is from the team of FOXHOUND
So you better watch out girl,
once I'm done snapping your neck you'll be out of this town.
Rydia:
Who are you calling a fake you whacked out old man?
My magic is real and I can do more than what you can
I can turn you into a pig, and I can summon my lady Shiva
I know more spells than any old regular mage
As for you Snake? Ha! You're just a plain drama diva!
Solid Snake:
That's where you're wrong calling me something that I'm not
Drama? Never heard of it so perhaps you should rot
I've saved the whole world more times than you can count
And I've fought bad guys all by myself, you
And I was invited to Brawl, couldn't you see?
Maybe if you weren't so dependant on others,
I'll make sure this will be your Final Fantasy
