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    Default (PNSFW) Man caught smuggling hummingbirds.....

    ....in his pants

    The picture is not very work safe.

    I want to laugh, except I feel awful for the birds.

    Screw it, I'll laugh anyway. I hope this guy gets his comeuppance.

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    I guess he was looking for...

    *puts on glasses*

    ...a cheep flight outta here


    there was a picture here

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    I like how he was caught because he looked edgy, and not because of the noise coming from his pants.

    EDIT: oh god no manus xD

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    The worst part is that somewhere, someone is fapping to this.

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    It could even be someone in this very thread.
    everything is wrapped in gray
    i'm focusing on your image
    can you hear me in the void?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mirage View Post
    It could even be someone in this very thread.
    I dunno, Julian isn't in here yet

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    I took a bus to visit Rubahs a couple of years ago. When I was at the border, we had a hodgepodge of people. One of them was a Chinese kid, a bunch of black people, and etc etc.

    Anyway this is relevant for no reason. I went through border without issue. Somebody tried to bring a XBox 360 over the border to play with his friend, and other ppl had no incident.

    The reason for this post is two fold:

    During the long and boring process, one of the overweight women was moving around oddly. And if I could see this, the border dudes could too. She was bent over, shifting her weight left and right, and then started to tumble round and round in a circle where she was (while still bent over)

    I wish I was making this up.

    So they naturally grabbed her drug carting ass into the back room.

    Yes this happened.

    But wait, there's more. When we were finally back in the bus, I noticed that the chinese kid was missing. And outside, there was jeep trying to cross the border. No dice. Border dudes came up with a dog barking up a storm, and they took him away with M16s pointed at him.

    What...the desu.

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    Canadians: They just can't wait to escape their socialist healthcare

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    Ehehehehe, they're all snug in their little pockets.

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    I know! I thought they looked so cute. And then I noticed his penis.


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    dude is brave as heck to have that many sharp pointy beaks near his donger

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pike View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Mirage View Post
    It could even be someone in this very thread.
    I dunno, Julian isn't in here yet
    I'm going to fap so hard to a picture of you and send you the evidence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Pike View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Mirage View Post
    It could even be someone in this very thread.
    I dunno, Julian isn't in here yet
    I'm going to fap so hard to a picture of you and send you the evidence.
    Pics
    Eyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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    Quote Originally Posted by rubah View Post
    Canadians: They just can't wait to escape their socialist healthcare
    don't joke about that. it doesn't cover ortho, glasses , dentist, long term care or anything i use

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    One time I rescued a hummingbird with my aunt.

    Not this way.

    Signature by rubah. I think.

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