I took a bus to visit Rubahs a couple of years ago. When I was at the border, we had a hodgepodge of people. One of them was a Chinese kid, a bunch of black people, and etc etc.

Anyway this is relevant for no reason. I went through border without issue. Somebody tried to bring a XBox 360 over the border to play with his friend, and other ppl had no incident.

The reason for this post is two fold:

During the long and boring process, one of the overweight women was moving around oddly. And if I could see this, the border dudes could too. She was bent over, shifting her weight left and right, and then started to tumble round and round in a circle where she was (while still bent over)

I wish I was making this up.

So they naturally grabbed her drug carting ass into the back room.

Yes this happened.

But wait, there's more. When we were finally back in the bus, I noticed that the chinese kid was missing. And outside, there was jeep trying to cross the border. No dice. Border dudes came up with a dog barking up a storm, and they took him away with M16s pointed at him.

What...the desu.