The baseball game was on rain delay and I was getting annoyed so I decided to give this a go. I only watched 40 minutes of it because then the baseball came back on, but I think that will be enough. Below is my review.
(SPOILER)What the smurf?
The baseball game was on rain delay and I was getting annoyed so I decided to give this a go. I only watched 40 minutes of it because then the baseball came back on, but I think that will be enough. Below is my review.
(SPOILER)What the smurf?
Proud to be the Unofficial Secret Illegal Enforcer of Eyes on Final Fantasy!
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I watched about half of it but to be honest, I really didn't like it much. There are good movies and there are so-bad-they're-good movies and then there are wannabe-so-bad-they're-good movies, which I thought this kind of was. I know it's probably just a Fun Thing™ to the makers, but at the same time I feel like they're hoping it becomes some sort of gory cult classic, which ehhh it just feels like a lot of pretence. xD
I don't usually quit movies halfway through but this just wasn't for me. Better luck next time!
Exactly.
Proud to be the Unofficial Secret Illegal Enforcer of Eyes on Final Fantasy!
When I grow up, I want to go toBovineTrump University! - Ralph Wiggum
Here's my review
(SPOILER) I thought it was pretty crap until the part where that girl says "You can't solve every problem with a shotgun" and he turns to her and says "It's all I know" then leaves.
Also when that Doctor pulls out a gun and is like "I'm tired of these damn crack heads" then starts unloading his clip, that was hilarious. Funny movie.
Machete was better than this. This....doesn't even make sense.
It had maybe 2 laughs (it's a comedy btw) and the rest I was thinking 'wow this is like machete but bad)
pick a better movie next time rubahs.
Originally Posted by Del Murder
Completely agree, really had to force myself to watch the entire movie, thought it sucked, no idea how it got a 7.2 rating )at least it was 7.2 when I checked the rating when I first watched it, now its taken a dip to 6.3, personally I would give it a poor 3/10 at best, if I was a gore freak then it might have been enjoyable, but I personally prefer psychological horrors like say Insidious and/or Paranormal Activity 1 and 2, I mean that part when slick walks in and his brother is like hey watch this then (SPOILER)smashes some random guys food with a sledge hammer was smurfing gross completely pointless too.
A film about gore... completely unbelievable, a whole town completely corrupted, a hobo that chews glass and apparently has an unlimited supply of shotgun shells and a prostitute that can DIY like a pro... a pathetic attempt at a story on the whole make this movie one of the worst film's I have ever watched.
I acquired this movie for our little film club thing but I haven't watched it yet. I'm kind of wary now...
...I'll probably watch it anyway.
streme Wheelie
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I was just told by a IRL friend that he found a movie he just had to watch once he heard the title. It was this one. I played along like it seemed interesting; not gonna watch it.
A good choice my fellow Broctober ^^
Unfortunately I couldn't finish watching this and I regret even suggesting it. I didn't finish Machete either. It was just...cringe-worthy. Review is forthcoming.
We need a new movie!
I still haven't watched this. I was going to the other day but then I forgot.
I think I would have watched it by now if there was one positive review......
I'm glad you guys didn't like it. I thought I was the only one.
two words. Foul Language
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