Someone answer me.![]()
Someone answer me.![]()
^^ When you go to the site you can choose to donate to any member you want and it goes to the same fund. It's just tallied per member. Select the one you want on the right, and donate to them.
And thanks for donating!![]()
Got it.
Oh, Steve joined too. I think I can hit up you with a donation too a bit later, mate.
But. I.
You promised.
Signature by rubah. I think.
£150.04 raised between us so far. I'm so happy!I've broken out the Facebook link, but have blocked off work colleagues... I want to walk in there and see their faces.
...and then they will slag me off for a few weeks. I plan to email around the department saying that people can feel free to slag me off ...if they donate!
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
I'm donating to three people to grow some sweet mo's and two of them go clean shaven for a month instead. CHEATERS
Never did I expect Steve to be my last remaining comfort. At least I got him to promise to do something fab with moustache wax on the last day.![]()
Perhaps you should have got involved, Rantz. *bop*
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Seriously. I am donating £5 to Steve every time looking at his paedo stache makes me laugh and he is the only one of you who is getting any of my mo......hold on a minute. I just need to get my credit card.
*DEEP BREATH*
You are possibly the worst human being to ever disgrace the planet with your presence. You like such poncey whiny music that's all "emotional" and stuff. Grow a god damn pair and listen to some real music for a change. Alphabeat? 10,000 nights of thunder? 10,000 nights of bollocks and arsewankery is what that is. Your taste in countries to both be born in and live in are equally poor. England conquered both of your puny colonial outposts and do you know why? BECAUSE OF YOU. That's right. Your own gigantic pile of failure has such an effect on time and space that it goes back hundreds of years and makes New Zealand and Scotland so collectively awful that the English can just rock up and take them whenever we want. Incidentally I am smoking as I read this. I AM SMOKING, DANIEL. Whatcha gonna do, huh? You gonna cryyyyyyyyyyyy? Cry like the big baby that you are? Because that's what you look like without your beard, you know. A giant huge baby. When you pass people in the street they will say "Oh look, there goes a big baby!" You think you're soooooooooo fantastic just because you smurfing rigged the elections that one time with eestlinc with your #eoff party of ponces. What kind of a cheap ass lame effort was that? Tacking the name of the chatroom to a party just to get anyone who vaguely goes in there for 5 minutes to vote for you? God damn lazy ass mothersmurfer. Look what happened when you didn't have your popularity or a cheap gimmick to fall back on. Mr Eyes on Final Fantasy. 8 years ago. Eight god damn years ago. An anonymous showdown, me vs you. And what happened? I wiped the floor with you and used your nose as a feather duster is what happened. Another smurfing thing. Gang Wars. I smurfing said I did not want to go to your obvious trap meeting. I changed my mind. You could've utilised that for story purposes you son of a bitch. Why did Psychotic not go? Is it because he is too smart or is it because he sold the Judges out? But ohhhhhh noooooooo Daniel has to ruin everything he touches. Speaking of, why is it that you make projects and give up on them after 5 minutes? My own theory is because you are, in fact, a tremendously abysmal piece of sputum who is not fit to breathe the same oxygen as the rest of us, although I'm still working out the kinks. Why are you bad at video games Daniel? You aren't very good at Halo 3. Remember that one time you played it with me and I killed you a lot? I say "one time".... I MEAN FIFTY TIMES HAHAHAHAHAI mean seriously, do you have actual hands, or do you just have like the hooves of an antelope on the end of your arm or something? God damn. Onto Sport. Specifically rugby and cricket. Why do you like these abominations? One is just a bunch of burly men rubbing their faces on each other's arses... oh. That might explain why you like it. As for cricket, how can you stay awake? What is the actual point of cricket's continued existence? Now, in a shocking twist, you actually do like a decent sport as regards to football, but you still manage to smurf that up. La-di-da, I'm Daniel Towns and I have a god complex, so I have to support the best team!!!! Support your local team. Wellington Wangers or whatever the smurf they're called! Or at least Hearts or something, jeez man. You like to paint this picture of yourself as a sweet and sensitive man. Oh, ladies, let's talk about your feelings I'm such a cuddly teddy bear! smurf you, Daniel, no girl above the age of 17 falls for that. We all know you just want to rub your disgusting kiwi feet all over their bare buttocks and then save the photo in your disturbingly large photos of girls folder. That aside, nobody on this forum knows what a huge dick you are. Yeah you punched the tit out of my poor, innocent arm, but what about Levian? You punched the tit out of his arms too for daring to tickle you. Inappropriate response, much? You're an honest to god sociopath. But you know what? I could look past all of that, I really could, if it wasn't for the simple fact that you kill wasps. You wasp murdering son of a bitch. You disgust me.
Well, that was the best £10 I ever spent.![]()
I read that whole thing...and it was glorious.
I've read the first half, hahahaha indeed. That was referring to my office, not my "online workplace", but I'll let it pass because that was (so far) hilarious. =]
EDIT: Finished, and I honestly don't remember beating up Lev, I must have been off my face. xD As for wasps... did I kill a wasp while you were over? xD I don't remember that, either. Still drunk? Dunno. I've killed a lot of wasps.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Epic.
sharky is going to continue shaving?!Can I transfer my donation to Steve?
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Alright. Julian, Rantzien and I now own sharky's face. And we want muttonchops.
Also you smurfing promised. I have the text.
Fellas, we make a great team.
Signature by rubah. I think.
Nice! More money to the cause. I did tell Shion I'd shave everyday until the end of the month, and she has donated the most out of pocket for that. I've overbooked my face!
So in the interest of fairness, I can either continue shaving this month and grow them next month or vice versa? I could shave all of December?
So much drama.![]()
I just suggest Shion join our side and sharky be made to wear mutton chops until 2012.