I've read the first half, hahahaha indeed. That was referring to my office, not my "online workplace", but I'll let it pass because that was (so far) hilarious. =]

EDIT: Finished, and I honestly don't remember beating up Lev, I must have been off my face. xD As for wasps... did I kill a wasp while you were over? xD I don't remember that, either. Still drunk? Dunno. I've killed a lot of wasps.