no I have the balls to do it, I just aint stupid enough to leave myself open to her revenge. Difference between stupidity and genius.
Also DD, I manage 2 fully descended testicles perfectly fine, if you don't believe me ask your mother
no I have the balls to do it, I just aint stupid enough to leave myself open to her revenge. Difference between stupidity and genius.
Also DD, I manage 2 fully descended testicles perfectly fine, if you don't believe me ask your mother
I asked her and she said "I have never heard of this man. He must be a virgin fantasist who lusts after middle aged women on final fantasy message boards." I acknowledged that she was accurate and we got on with our lives with a functioning set of genitalia and a relative sense of purpose.
Sat £15 short of £100 for a while now. Obviously this needs to change!
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
I've been set up on a blind date of sorts(long story) in a few weeks and that should be just in time for the chops to make a little bit of an appearance.
This should be good.
Sharky, I met a girl on the 27th of October. I went on my first date with her on the 2nd after I had shaved in my mustache. Our second date was Monday just gone, have faith...it can be done.
REP THIS POST IF YOU WANNA SEE MY BELLY! WOOOOOOOOO! BOOOP BOOOP I'M ICEGLOW!
I'm assuming this girl is above the age of consent? I have to ask with the way you look right now, Steve. Not that I'd judge you or anything. We've all been there man.
...well, depends. What do we think of a 13 year old dog? I mean in human years that thing's gonna be pushing 60. Legal or illegal?
Ok Psychotic, that's £5 more from you in the kitty clearly you raped my post which means clearly, you've laughed at the mustache and clearly your promise means PAY UP BISH NOW!
And Julian the girl is a woman grown aged 31, pretty sure that's legal. And hey I might look like a paedophile with the mustache but the difference between us? I can shave the mustache off at the end of the month and look like a normal human being, you'll always be a paedophile though.
Paul, you smurfer.
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I believe ladies, gentlemen and douchebags that it is time for an update. Today is Friday 18/11/2011 3 days past the halfway point. With just 12 days on the clock lets see how we're getting on!
Personally, dear god the urges to shave it off are almost OVERWHELMING now, it's something I hate with a passion. I think I found a way forwards for sponsoring people. Never again will I sponsor anyone to do something they'd enjoy. I will henceforth only sponsor people for things they hate. If they hate it, it makes the idea more fun! Which is exactly why your money has not been wasted on sponsoring me, from an entertainment point of view my constant dilemma whereby I desperately want and need a shave to get rid of this disgusting heresy on my upper lip is matched by your constant smug enjoyment that I am really suffering here. Also, the mustache is getting quite long now, some of the hairs are starting to curl down over my lip. This for Rantzien is a sign of good things either: a) by the end of this month I will be able to style a bloody walrus! or b) Before the 12 days is out, I will be forced to use wax to control this beast on a daily basis!
Here's a photo update:
Now how is everyone else faring?
Awesome.
is this part of Trolling is illegal for you now you have to be nice or not say anything at all? Poor dumb americans :P
I think it's awesome that you look like a fat pedo, so no.
If this was a competition, Iceglow would be winning.
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