I learned many important things while working at a pet store but chief among them were the following:

  • Cockatiels are evil
  • Parakeets are a pain in the derriere
  • Conures are intelligent and fun. <3


The biggest problem with birds, though, is that they're a giant mess. As much as I'd love a conure to play with, I think I'd quickly tire of deep cleaning a big cage once a week. It was bad enough having to clean the cages at work while there were birds still in them flying around overhead and leaving me presents in my hair.

ITT we discuss birds!

P.S. Loofah Bird!