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    I have two iPads in my lap, and my instructions are to download all the movies and apps I want. The catch is that one is for an eight-year-old girl, and the other is for a five-year-old boy.

    So far we have Tangled and Angry Birds. Any suggestions?

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    Send them to me. I'll put the age-appropriate aps on them and you'll get them right back within 4-6 years.

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    This isn't going very well because I keep playing the games. Uuuuugh stupid technology, why do you suck me [in] so hard?

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    Games I have played that I have enjoyed:
    Little Wings
    Plants vs. Zombies
    Cut the Rope
    Fruit Ninja
    The Impossible Game

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    Ha, BJ was just playing Fruit Ninja.

    Someone posted a My Little Pony version of Tiny Wings; I wonder if I can get that on here...

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    iPads wouldn't make sense to have lightsaber apps, so I'm all outta ideas. Definitely get them some more Disney movies, everybody can use a bit of Disney.

    Get Doodle Jump too or something. If you can find a version without a potentially "funny" name then you should go for it. There's also this frog catching/breeding game that Timekeeper knows of, I forget its name.

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    Why are children getting an iPad before me?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cim View Post
    Why are children getting an iPad before me?
    Because their parents never want them to be worthwhile people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cim View Post
    Why are children getting an iPad before me?
    Because face it, we're old.

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    >Five year old boy with iPad



    there was a picture here

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    Movies - The entire Pixar collection. That's a good start, anyway.

    EDIT: And definitely The Emperor's New Groove.
    Bow before the mighty Javoo!

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    Grin

    This thread lacks creepiness.

    Okay done.

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    Dammit, I forgot the Emperor's New Groove. They didn't even have Madagascar.

    Also, yesterday I took back all the bad things I said about itrout, but today I am taking back my takebacks. I seriously have to pay $14.99 for The Lion King two times so that both kids can have their very own digital copy? Hate you, iTunes. And half the apps I downloaded said "LOL you have to sync to the iTunes on your computer before I do trout." Hate hate hate!

    Quote Originally Posted by Cim View Post
    Why are children getting an iPad before me?
    You want this to be a little more painful? They're each on their second one 'cause they lost their first ones after a couple of weeks.

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    Why are you driving your heels into my testicles?


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    oh my smurfing god this is why rich people are stupid.

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