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[Shlup]

Meh, they seem like nice kids.

[Jiro]

The children are fine by me until such a time that they are confused that not every kid has grown up with an iPad and why is your car not really nice like mine are you poor or something? oh god no good can come of this, what have we done

EDIT: but the parents. The total money invested in iPads for these two kids thus far could probably feed like the whole of africa

[NorthernChaosGod]

EDIT: but the parents. The total money invested in iPads for these two kids thus far could probably feed like the whole of africa

This. Children should be outside playing.

[Pike]

EDIT: but the parents. The total money invested in iPads for these two kids thus far could probably feed like the whole of africa

This. Children should be outside playing.

They'll go outside and play.

With their iPads.

[Old Manus]

iPad lightsabres!

[Peegee]

The children are fine by me until such a time that they are confused that not every kid has grown up with an iPad and why is your car not really nice like mine are you poor or something? oh god no good can come of this, what have we done

EDIT: but the parents. The total money invested in iPads for these two kids thus far could probably feed like the whole of africa

I hope you take this to mean that you realize how unbelievably lucky and rich you really are.

[NorthernChaosGod]

EDIT: but the parents. The total money invested in iPads for these two kids thus far could probably feed like the whole of africa

This. Children should be outside playing.

They'll go outside and play.

With their iPads.

Expensive technology (even troutty Apple products) is wasted on children.

[Jiro]

The children are fine by me until such a time that they are confused that not every kid has grown up with an iPad and why is your car not really nice like mine are you poor or something? oh god no good can come of this, what have we done

EDIT: but the parents. The total money invested in iPads for these two kids thus far could probably feed like the whole of africa

I hope you take this to mean that you realize how unbelievably lucky and rich you really are.

Sure, I understand that I'm better off than a lot of people. I have a house that is mostly watertight. But I could only afford an iPad if I gave up eating for a couple weeks. I could do a lot more worthy trout with that money, and the less fortunate than I could do even more. Rich people are stupid, that's all I'm saying.

[Araciel]

Is the ipad peanut butter-proof now?!

[Loony BoB]

Dammit, I forgot the Emperor's New Groove.

Also, yesterday I took back all the bad things I said about itit, but today I am taking back my takebacks. I seriously have to pay $14.99 for The Lion King two times so that both kids can have their very own digital copy? Hate you, iTunes. And half the apps I downloaded said "LOL you have to sync to the iTunes on your computer before I do tit." Hate hate hate!

This is the primary reason that I avoid iProducts altogether.

Why are children getting an iPad before me?

You want this to be a little more painful? They're each on their second one 'cause they lost their first ones after a couple of weeks.

I would give up two iPads for one copy of The Emperor's New Groove. Okay, that's a lie. I'd sell them at a good price and then buy TENG and have a lot of money to spare, which I could invest in a tablet or laptop that does not require iTunes to do everything.