EoFF Limericks

[Laddy]

There once was a guy named Jiro
Who wished to be everyone's hero
He donned on a cape
And then he went ape
What was left was less than zero

There once was a chick named Shlup
Who often shouted "Shut the hell up!"
She would spend her breaks
Addressing her aches
By downing cup after cup

There once was a girl named Pike
Who asked Jesus for a bike
She took it for a ride
Down a rail she did slide
As she fell Jesus said "Psych!"

More to come. I'll take requests.

[Pike]

I approve. :3

[APolaris]

There once was a fellow named Laddy.
The forum has driven him batty.
He watched some Star Wars
Then picked up some w****s
And Vader-intoned "Who's your daddy?"

[fire_of_avalon]

APolaris: awesome.

Laddy: awesome.

Limericks: awesome!

[Yar]

There once was a chick named foa
Who had a dick so big she could suck it

lazy limericks

[APolaris]

There once was a guy named Justy
Whose favorite hero was Rusty.
He tried to get fire
And pike to admire,
But they found his sword too crusty.

[Carl the Llama]

More to come. I'll take requests.

ME ME MEEEE!

[Jiro]

There once was a Kaiser Dragon
Who was cruisin' along in his wagon
He could breathe fire
His wings took him higher
But never would you find him braggin'

...uhh

There once was a dude called Justy
Who was known for being a bit lusty
He found him some hos
And painted their toes
But the nail polish ended up crusty

...I guess that was an improvement

There once was this robotic pony
Who everyone thought was a phony
She took out a laser
And set it to tase 'er
Then scored a game deal with Sony

...gonna quit while I'm behind

[Laddy]

There once was a dragon named Kaiser
Who fancied himself a clever miser
He robbed a few banks
And his debts surely sank
Yet now he has a prison BF named Gaizer.

[Shlup]

There once was a chick named Shlup
Who often shouted "Shut the hell up!"
She would spend her breaks
Addressing her aches
By downing cup after cup

I was drinking wine out of my Sea World mug when I read this. Now I feel awkward.

[Jiro]

There once was an alco named ShlupQuack
Who could just never wait to get back
To her mug full of wine
And have a good time
And then go and pass out in the sack

...oh man(da)

[Pike]

There once was this robotic pony
Who everyone thought was a phony
She took out a laser
And set it to tase 'er
Then scored a game deal with Sony

[NorthernChaosGod]

Do me!

[Laddy]

Do me!

k

This is the story of a dude named NCG
Who tried to hike up a mountain not so wee
He took a bad step
And fell with much pep
Thank goodness he had pillow in his sleeve

[NorthernChaosGod]

lolwat