EoFF Limericks

[Laddy]

There once was a guy named Jiro
Who wished to be everyone's hero
He donned on a cape
And then he went ape
What was left was less than zero

There once was a chick named Shlup
Who often shouted "Shut the hell up!"
She would spend her breaks
Addressing her aches
By downing cup after cup

There once was a girl named Pike
Who asked Jesus for a bike
She took it for a ride
Down a rail she did slide
As she fell Jesus said "Psych!"

More to come. I'll take requests.