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  • Destroy the flag! (Keep a clean home)

    1 25.00%
  • Secure the perimitter! (Seal your home)

    0 0%
  • Kill them all! (Poison or squish any ant you see)

    1 25.00%
  • Welcome them with open arms! (my morsels are your morsels)

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Thread: Invading Army

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    That's me! blackmage_nuke's Avatar
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    Default Invading Army

    Ants are soon to invade your home, you have already spotted some of thier advanced scouting party, what do you do?
    Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
    Have a nice day!!

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    I move away.


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    Ants come for water and stay when they find food, so I would fix any leaky faucets or pipes I had so they would never come bother me in the first place!

    I don't like to kill bugs unless they deserve it (like they bite me for no reason!) so I try to shoo them outside. With ants though, there's too many! You can't shoo them. Which is sad and lame.

    Signature by rubah. I think.

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    Breaking and entering is sad and lame.


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    Prepare for the rains.

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    Clean my kitchen. This house has supposedly had a lot of ant problems over the years, but I haven't noticed 'cause I keep a clean kitchen. Even in my pantry all of my sugars and trout are in glass jars.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyle View Post
    Fire.
    Always a valid option.

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    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I for one welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted forum administrator, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiro View Post
    Even more so.

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    Pack as many points as possible in to Small Guns, and tell everyone that if you shoot their antennae they will frenzy, attacking their own comrades. It is the only way.


    there was a picture here

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    Manus knows what's up. You cannot use fire against giant fire ants. You must kill them through other means!

    They see me rolling. They hating, patrolling.
    Trying to catch me riding dirty.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I for one welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted forum administrator, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.
    Back when things were still funny on that show.

    Blast them with piss!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiro View Post
    Manus knows what's up. You cannot use fire against giant fire ants. You must kill them through other means!
    Obviously you're not using enough fire.

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