Chocolate

[Shlup]

Wait wait wait. You don't eat chocolate bars? Are you smurfing crazy?

Gross.

I will enjoy chocolate the following ways: on a strawberry, as hot cocoa, in mint ice cream, as a brownie.

That is all. Otherwise chocolate is gross.

Um, chocolate cake? Chocolate cookies? Wtf.

Super gross. Chocolate cake is nasty.

Just the smell of chocolate makes me unhappy.

[Jiro]

When people used to tease and insult you, I always had a bit of reservation. "She's not that bad," I would think. "I don't understand the ridicule." You were even vilified thanks in no small part to the efforts of one Wesley Wesley Raistlin. But still, I was uncertain if it was even close to warranted.

Now I know. You are some kind of demonic witch from an alternate dimension sent to spread confusion and misery, and chocolate cake is the only way to defeat you. I am no baker, but I will take up the spatula of might and the cake tin of justice in order to keep your wicked influence at bay!

This trout is on, like my easy bake oven.

[Bubba]

I find small children go well with chocolate...

Err... or, um, yeah strawberrys... that's better... strawberrys.

[Jiro]

Children go into vans well with chocolate. Is that what you were going for?

[NorthernChaosGod]

When people used to tease and insult you, I always had a bit of reservation. "She's not that bad," I would think. "I don't understand the ridicule." You were even vilified thanks in no small part to the efforts of one Wesley Wesley Raistlin. But still, I was uncertain if it was even close to warranted.

Now I know. You are some kind of demonic witch from an alternate dimension sent to spread confusion and misery, and chocolate cake is the only way to defeat you. I am no baker, but I will take up the spatula of might and the cake tin of justice in order to keep your wicked influence at bay!

This trout is on, like my easy bake oven.

I am fully behind Dak on this one.

[Loony BoB]

Milk and cookies.

By which I mean I like chocolate milk and chocolate chip cookies. Oh, and I genuinely like having Rolos with a glass of milk. Also, chocolate ice cream or chocolate mixed with / poured on ice cream is fantastic.

Chocolate on it's own is just chocolate that has not lived up to it's potential.

[Bubba]

Children go into vans well with chocolate. Is that what you were going for?

Certainly that is my preferred method of enticing them... but eating them is far more enjoyable.

That's why chocolate is the best. It doubles as both a "lure" and a "side-dish".

[Yar]

oh my god last night i had honey roasted nuts they were sooo good julian

Why is this directed at me? o_O

When I think of you I think about nuts.

You think about me with nuts in your mouth?

I'm still not sure what's so odd about that.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Are you gargling the nuts?

[Peegee]

Once a week or so I indulge in over 1000 calories of empty sweet and delicious carbs to keep up my trim figure.

Last week I had a peanut butter and chocolate oh henry bar. and now there's no more reese peanut butter ice cream in the fridge. time for a restock.

[Shlup]

When people used to tease and insult you, I always had a bit of reservation. "She's not that bad," I would think. "I don't understand the ridicule." You were even vilified thanks in no small part to the efforts of one Wesley Wesley Raistlin. But still, I was uncertain if it was even close to warranted.

Now I know. You are some kind of demonic witch from an alternate dimension sent to spread confusion and misery, and chocolate cake is the only way to defeat you. I am no baker, but I will take up the spatula of might and the cake tin of justice in order to keep your wicked influence at bay!

This trout is on, like my easy bake oven.

I am so not taking you to Disneyland.

[Jiro]

I had my doubts about you taking me anywhere! The first time I even mentioned visiting you, it was a flat no! You're just mean to me

[Shlup]

Well I heard a rumor about you that made me hate you, so deal with it.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Well I heard a rumor about you that made me hate you, so deal with it.

You're an awful human being.

[Shlup]

I heard one about you too, but it just made me feel sorry for you.