The name Richard often gets shortened to a more comedic, penisy name...
Ha, I've got a cracker...
Urethra Franklin - This legendary soul singer had a bit of a sordid past. As well as writing and singing a string of classic soul songs... she was also known to transport urinary liquids out of the body... who would have thought it?
Audrey Heartburn
Vin Nasal
Dick Van Dyke
(oh wait)
More like Colon Bowel?
Was gonna say Vagina Woolf, but stupid ALLIES got here first.
Ball Newman
Pituitary Jones
I got nothing else.
Signature by rubah. I think.
Oh come on guys;
Brandon Mouth
Michael Hair-a
Angelina Toe-lee
You're slipping, man.
Quiet you, or I'll go Bruce Knee on your ass.
Bruce Knee ain't got nothing on Clit Eastwood.
I'm no good at this kind of thing, but I suppose I'll have a go.
Back Obama - Something that he'd like his 250m employers to do.
Nostrildamus - He sneeze the future.
Adam Le Vein - This blood is taking it's toll on me...
Jon Testicles - He can do science, him.
Simon Bowel - Some people think he's full of crap.
EDIT: Oh, the bowel thing has already been done, damn.
EDIT: ClitKneeEars - From the makers of ManBearPig.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
David Elbowie - Gotta keep 'em sharp to make it big in this business.
Milton John - I don't even know what a milt does. I just know it's not supposed to rupture.
Penelope Bruise - Before she became a movie star, she was a bit on the clumsy side.
Michael C. Gallbladder - I don't even.