1 week till world ends.

[Peegee]

Apparently non-believers will just die quietly in thier sleep

So no awesome earthquakes

wait wait.

NON believers will die in their sleep? So the remaining will go to heaven.

Man I'm going to be extra perverted with my SMS today

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'll stay up too. I'll grind up and snort some diet pills. That should do the trick.



Or maybe inject the dust right into my aorta?

I say you inject the dust into your scrotum.

[Peegee]

I'll stay up too. I'll grind up and snort some diet pills. That should do the trick.



Or maybe inject the dust right into my aorta?

I say you inject the dust into your scrotum.

take pics.

Anyway, can we discredit this idiot yet?

Protip - even if a person had a 100% success rate with N = 100,000,000 - that still doesn't mean the person should be viewed as infallible or to have foresight.

[Bubba]

Very strangely... my goldfish has just died. There are only four possible reasons that I can think of as to why "Frankie" would pick this particular night to snuff it...

1) Depression - Frankie voluntarily closed his own gills
3) Goldfish memory - Notoriously short, he may have just forgot to be alive
2) Kaiser's theory may be correct
4) I simply didn't feed the little prick

Whatever the outcome, I'm not gonna take any chances. I'm taking NCG's advice and I'm gonna spend my last night drinking beer and watching porn...

[fire_of_avalon]

Aaaaand I never got any makes outs.

[DMKA]

Aaaaand I never got any makes outs.

There's still a few hours left.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Whatever the outcome, I'm not gonna take any chances. I'm taking NCG's advice and I'm gonna spend my last night drinking beer and watching porn...

Awwwww yeaaah.

[Jiro]

Aaaaand I never got any makes outs.

I already told you, hang the smurf on, I'm on my way.

Very strangely... my goldfish has just died. There are only four possible reasons that I can think of as to why "Frankie" would pick this particular night to snuff it...

1) Depression - Frankie voluntarily closed his own gills
3) Goldfish memory - Notoriously short, he may have just forgot to be alive
2) Kaiser's theory may be correct
4) I simply didn't feed the little prick

Whatever the outcome, I'm not gonna take any chances. I'm taking NCG's advice and I'm gonna spend my last night drinking beer and watching porn...

Okay firstly, props for entertaining options. Secondly, wtf is with your ordering. 1324? IS THAT SOME KIND OF CODE?

[Bubba]

Okay firstly, props for entertaining options. Secondly, wtf is with your ordering. 1324? IS THAT SOME KIND OF CODE?

It was a reference to the goldfish memory point... I guarantee that any goldfish you question would not know that 3 actually comes after 2.

Having interrogated many a goldfish in my time... I can assure you they simply do not know. They generally give me the silent treatment... even after extensive torture with cats and cattleprods...

[Jiro]

You sound like a dangerous guy.

[DMKA]

Having interrogated many a goldfish in my time... I can assure you they simply do not know. They generally give me the silent treatment... even after extensive torture with cats and cattleprods...

I'm scared.

[TrollHunter]

Okay firstly, props for entertaining options. Secondly, wtf is with your ordering. 1324? IS THAT SOME KIND OF CODE?

It was a reference to the goldfish memory point... I guarantee that any goldfish you question would not know that 3 actually comes after 2.

Having interrogated many a goldfish in my time... I can assure you they simply do not know. They generally give me the silent treatment... even after extensive torture with cats and cattleprods...

I'll be over there... sucking my thumb and crying...

[Jiro]

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who was affected by that post.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Y'all just wimps.

[Jiro]

And?