Oh god take cover the combined rage of Miriel, foa, rubah, and Shlup is going to take out half of the continental United States.

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Quote Originally Posted by Del Murder View Post
-going online to talk about video games (bonus exp for post length)
Jesus Christ if you make that a condition then Steve's character would grow so strong he would gain real-world powers from it. (SPOILER)he still wouldn't get laid though

-eating as much processed cheese food as you can
To be fair this is actually a pretty core conceit of being a man and I would be more offended by a game that omitted it.