Pike and Mel are the only one's with acceptable answers.

Quote Originally Posted by Brunettepudding View Post
I'd rent a hotel room, sit him down, tie him up, then make him watch 2-girls-1-cup on repeat for hours.
*fap fap fap*

Quote Originally Posted by Freya View Post
I know his secret. And I will soon reveal it to the world... of eoff.
I have no secrets.